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Wash Demotivational Poster


JUST THINK ABOUT IT - I bet you never thought of the importance of hand washing quite this way had you ?


TAGS: wash your hands after restroom
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 20, 2011, 1:49 pm
I bet mechanics with greasy hands wash their hands first, unless they want to lube their piston.
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 12:07 pm
Query...why people do hoomans wash their hands after doing the deed but never before? We shake hands all day, press b***ons, hold escalator and stair rails, push doors and grip handles. Don't even get me started on public restrooms
Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:12 am
It's all fun & games 'til someones starts feeling ****y...;)
Budog - June 18, 2011, 12:43 am
Especially since Grandpa already walks around with his hands in his pants that are almost up to his neck...
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 12:36 am
It gets worse if you take grandparents into account... hand me the bleach
Budog - June 17, 2011, 11:24 pm
LOL Yes, but you gave me a whole new perspective to see it in...
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:58 pm
Hey, it's YOUR poster.. what has been inferred cannot be unseen
Budog - June 17, 2011, 10:47 pm
OMFG, now that just adds a whole new dimension of uggghhh to this poster!
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:24 pm
Congratulations, you've just made visting my in-laws that much more uncomfortable...


YOU CANNOT - appriciate American History without first reading it in the original Klingon


TAGS: george washington klingon
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Zenigata - July 14, 2011, 7:36 pm
Is not possible. Klingons do not retreat.


ECONOMIC DOWNTURN -




DISHWASHER -


TAGS: dishwasher buy her a shovel
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by timmey

Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 1:47 am
I guess she'll be buying you a shovel then. ^_-
fasteddie - December 10, 2010, 7:14 pm
5L alas once my wife found out why I was laughung so hard she out my pillow on the sofa....


A PIRATE'S LIFE - No longer is all about Swashbuckling and Treasure !!




NOW REMEMBER - Always wash your food before you eat it




ROUTINE - The most efficient inhibitor of intelligence




TEACHERS - They Know Stuff Better Than You Do


TAGS: teacher school brainwash
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Slampisko

calvin5040 - April 10, 2010, 2:15 am
This is why their should not be a 10year
rerun - February 28, 2010, 11:56 am

Sounds like Alex is a future leader, not willing to accept things blindly just because somebody in "authority" said it was so.
redhdsrbst - February 28, 2010, 11:50 am
Momma always told me "Stupid is as stupid does."
calvin5040 - February 7, 2010, 3:02 pm
And people wonder why the want to get rid of "10 YEAR"
WTFO - September 11, 2009, 12:13 am
Well put, me4891.
me4891 - September 10, 2009, 3:28 pm
Sounds like Obama on health care and budget
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 8:39 pm
While I may agree with your principles Liam, your method is juvenile and ineffective. When you grow up and can form a proper argument please return. Till then stick to the Disney sites.
Liam - July 23, 2009, 8:30 pm
I take it this happened in Kansas "Accept my curriculum as correct" blahdeblah no evolution god made earth in 7 days, let there be light creationism jesus jesus jesus god made gravity
BriaHere - June 14, 2009, 11:06 am
Dumbass teacher should be fired. Telling them to follow what he says when it's wrong. So he can just sit there and teach kids crap. I hope he loses his job.
Johnny - October 29, 2008, 7:23 pm
What I can't believe is that the rest of this poor kids class are sheep.
LogicDude - October 29, 2008, 12:09 pm
Because everyone knows the metric system is a LIE!


A MAN'S CAR... - Can never be too clean. Just ask this genius.


TAGS: stupid retarded raining washing
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by MysteriousWoman5150

demon001 - December 6, 2013, 8:00 pm
Water you pay for is wetter than water that's free!!


MULTI-TASKING - Bath the baby wash the dishes in & out of the kitchen in 10 minutes




Energy Star -




GEORGE WASHINGTON -




SCREW THE CATS -


TAGS: lolcats suck starvation kids washboard abs
Rating: 4.46/5

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pzykosiz - September 2, 2010, 7:01 pm
i probably shoud feel bad, but i don't. 5L's
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 5:25 pm

n1 fp...solid
culos - September 2, 2010, 11:59 am
English! Do they speak it! It's Can we HAZ Cheeseburger guys, no wonder the cats beat you to it!


WASHROOM BREAK -


TAGS: toilet washroom depends
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 8:18 pm

awesome!


I LIKE BIG BUTTS - And I cannot lie


TAGS: baby got back george washington
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by crazyman

Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 8:35 pm
We don't have politicians that can not lie but we have shed loads of impressionists.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 22, 2011, 1:30 am
We definitely need some of these in those huge office buildings


POWER WASHER - because toilet paper just isn't enough




HIPPIES - Don't let them help you perform major surgery!


TAGS: jesus surgeon operation surgery did he even wash his hands
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Sean - October 7, 2009, 2:51 pm
"Mask!!!" ... get it? Colonel Potter ....


Marketing -


TAGS: washer fluids
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 19, 2015, 8:33 am
I keep the green shyt handy, in case I run into ice...of which I also keep handy (the melon, I owe the melon)
MissPriss - January 18, 2015, 8:12 pm
Sho...what frickin' hands you bloody duck!
MissPriss - January 18, 2015, 8:10 pm
Sadly, I know all to 5L well each one of those products and yes, their uses as described ;(
ughomer - January 18, 2015, 3:02 am
Nice poke, Greeny!


DEAR HAND SANITIZER -




GEORGE WASHINGTON - He already advised us: "Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."


TAGS: george washington
Rating: 4.17/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 1:49 am
This explains his decline of the Freemasons’ offer.


70'S TV WORD PLAY - When you get it, you'll LOL.


TAGS: 70 s tv washington jefferson
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

north star - July 31, 2009, 8:15 pm
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson then George Jefferson.
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:22 am
OOOH! OOOH! I got it! Is it "Sanford and Son"...?
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 12:04 am
This is the funniest poster you ever made Todd Snyder. 1 Lion
BuZZbomb - July 28, 2009, 12:04 am
Don't like to be Snickered at? Would you rather he be Milky Waying you? Ba-dum-dum
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 9:43 pm
Either do I Porc...but I have been drinking
MO - July 27, 2009, 9:25 pm
Sean is always *snickering* at me....
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 9:15 pm
I just don't get it
MO - July 27, 2009, 9:11 pm
d***! And here all this time I actually thought Sean was laughing WITH me.....
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 9:11 pm
Dogfight!
MO - July 27, 2009, 9:09 pm
buzz check!! Got it. LOL
BuZZbomb - July 27, 2009, 8:54 pm
snicker = meaning not LOL. In fact only "1L" not 2L's.
MO - July 27, 2009, 8:38 pm
psst!!! Buzzzz!!! todd......no snicker!
BuZZbomb - July 27, 2009, 8:28 pm
**snicker, snicker** WHEEZIE!!
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:35 pm
I got it immediately, and I 1L'd


DOGS - How do you wash them




Dishwashers -


TAGS: dishwashers dishes kitchen work kp
Rating: 4.77/5

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CloudchaserS - May 24, 2013, 12:53 am
What "all the work"? How hard can it be to get the wife drunk? But seriously, 5L and a fav because that's exactly why I don't care to have a dishwashing machine, I typically get a sinkfull done in about 15 minutes.


fruit salad Backgammon -


TAGS: must wash hands now again
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - June 17, 2013, 10:34 pm
Amen brother Bobb
BobbEdwards - June 17, 2013, 10:24 pm
Yer never too old to play with yer food
GaryO - May 15, 2013, 8:47 am
Ah, but the spoon would get lonely if it’s face was pointed the other way…..thank you Mr Greeny
Greeny - May 15, 2013, 4:54 am
5 equally spaced lined-up left to right Lions (I let the upside down spoon slide)


WARNING -




HANDY PIERCINGS - For those times when you wash your douchebag and need to hang him up to dry...


TAGS: for those times when you wash your douchebag
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Chef

Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
Meh, this one works out nicely.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Thanks... I wanted one with a hippy but I couldn't find one.
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
Good one.


EXHUSBAND'S PHONE MESSAGE - Hi Amy, I fixed your dishwasher this morning. Call me if it gives you any more problems.




MY SOUL IS FULL OF LONGING - for the secret of the sea. And the heart of the great ocean sends a thrilling pulse, it is NOW I must go pee.




THE LADIES ROOM - Oh! You guyz may have the STINK-FACTOR locked. But there are some dark clouds in there too.




FOOD FOR THOUGHT -




WASHING YOUR HANDS -




SENIOR CITIZENS WASH - We'll sponge 'em up good, but we can't promise to get the smell out.




reality -




The ladies room -


TAGS: washroom restroom bathroom mirror sink
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - October 27, 2013, 9:12 pm
Well…………..now I’m ruined. ‘fix my hair’……sheeesh.
Greeny - October 27, 2013, 8:57 pm
And here I thought the air of mystique was from pink walls


NFL Owner Agrees to Change Team Name -




blech -




Housework -




EBOLA -


TAGS: ebola virus hands wash
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Vanner

spacedog - October 15, 2014, 7:33 pm
Not sure it matters when you're eating taco bell.


START OVER -




Young & Old -


TAGS: suffering puppies car wash plugged drain
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spacedog - February 27, 2014, 6:53 pm
Woohoo! That's cold! Fifteen bucks? I hope you got h** wax for that price. 8D
GaryO - February 27, 2014, 9:01 am
OH! WOOF!! (day; made)
Reality Lord - February 27, 2014, 8:57 am

is it wrong that i lol'd....hard?


MY FIRST WISH - is to see this plague of mankind, war, banished from the earth




Dead Poet's Society -




Cat Wisdom -


TAGS: wash
Rating: 4.13/5

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DISAPPOINTMENT - Because nothing ever works out the way you thought it would.




DENIAL -


TAGS: denial batman kombat mouthwash
Rating: 3.52/5

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boeweizer - October 22, 2009, 2:03 am
and blue
jetgod - September 17, 2009, 12:42 am
And Sub-Zero, your balls are cold.


CLEANLINESS -


TAGS: jesus day mary magdeliene korean washy washy 1
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 3:27 pm
thank you random
MrRandom - December 9, 2009, 3:25 pm
Nice one GS


DOING TIME -




TUNNELING - In real life it can prove your courage. On the internet it proves you're a douche bag.


TAGS: and chuck norris is a washed up has been
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Logic Man - July 23, 2009, 6:37 pm
Sweeeet! I wet myself a little looking at that drill. Crazy.
... - July 5, 2009, 12:43 am
Amen...Tunnels suck!!!!!!
Cubbyfan - July 4, 2009, 6:01 pm
Tunneling, you're doing it right! LOL
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 2:44 pm
You've got my 5 TTH.


VELVET ELVIS - No longer just a crappy painting! Now a crappy Cabernet Sauvignon from the Napa Valley!


TAGS: september challenge elvis washed down his nana sammich with it
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Derek - September 28, 2009, 6:14 pm
If a bogan drinks a bad wine and enjoys it, and nobody with taste is there to say otherwise - is it a crappy wine?
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 11:48 am
Top notch!!


The Legend Lives On -




FOOD - Make sure you wash it before eating.




DISCIPLINE - Bad seed is a robbery of the worst kind: for your pocket-book not only suffers by it, but your preparations are lost




TRUE GENTELMEN... - They never looked at or grabbed LADY GA-GA's "butt" not once! Man, you'd think they were gay....


TAGS: g** pride march washington dc lady ga ga security
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by 414anonymouse

Derek - October 13, 2009, 4:13 am
See how much closer you can get morons?


AUTOWASH - Now with clingfilm


TAGS: clingfilm fifth element autowash
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

MO - July 27, 2009, 7:58 pm
You're missing the 5th element...for a 5.
Arpaleggia - September 11, 2008, 1:48 pm
...Attempting to give a ****... ... ... ... Attempt failed!
aPauling - September 11, 2008, 1:33 pm
I love The Fifth Element because it had a lot of funny and original content. This motifake lacks both.


Rednecks -


TAGS: rednecks theories wives dishwasher loaded
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

JesusWept - November 12, 2014, 5:40 pm
Umm....no idea what you mean *hiccup*
MissPriss - November 12, 2014, 3:14 pm
OMG! Even Jesus himself is powerless over the great Motifake! Thanks for the 2nd effort at the 5's appreciate it. Now where's that water I sent to be changed into wine....
MissPriss - November 12, 2014, 3:13 pm
Thanks concern, 1 outta 2 ain't bad. Creative, maybe. Clever...? Teehee.
concern3 - November 12, 2014, 4:57 am
Very funny Miss priss. You have a very clever and creative mind. I enjoy your poster
JesusWept - November 11, 2014, 6:12 pm
Hmm. Looks like my vote got lost during the server migration so here we go again: L L L L L


Laundry Day -


TAGS: calendar poster laundry day washer dryer update
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 12, 2016, 5:38 pm
Thanks crotchety...but you're still doing your own laundry
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 12, 2016, 12:44 pm
What the heck?!? That is so funny - wrong - but funny. 5 loads of laundry.


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