Wash Demotivational Poster
JUST THINK ABOUT IT - I bet you never thought of the importance of hand washing quite this way had you ?
YOU CANNOT - appriciate American History without first reading it in the original Klingon
ECONOMIC DOWNTURN -
A PIRATE'S LIFE - No longer is all about Swashbuckling and Treasure !!
NOW REMEMBER - Always wash your food before you eat it
ROUTINE - The most efficient inhibitor of intelligence
TEACHERS - They Know Stuff Better Than You Do
A MAN'S CAR... - Can never be too clean. Just ask this genius.
MULTI-TASKING - Bath the baby wash the dishes in & out of the kitchen in 10 minutes
Energy Star -
GEORGE WASHINGTON -
SCREW THE CATS -
WASHROOM BREAK -
I LIKE BIG BUTTS - And I cannot lie
POWER WASHER - because toilet paper just isn't enough
HIPPIES - Don't let them help you perform major surgery!
DEAR HAND SANITIZER -
GEORGE WASHINGTON - He already advised us: "Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."
70'S TV WORD PLAY - When you get it, you'll LOL.
DOGS - How do you wash them
fruit salad Backgammon -
HANDY PIERCINGS - For those times when you wash your douchebag and need to hang him up to dry...
EXHUSBAND'S PHONE MESSAGE - Hi Amy, I fixed your dishwasher this morning. Call me if it gives you any more problems.
MY SOUL IS FULL OF LONGING - for the secret of the sea. And the heart of the great ocean sends a thrilling pulse, it is NOW I must go pee.
THE LADIES ROOM - Oh! You guyz may have the STINK-FACTOR locked. But there are some dark clouds in there too.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT -
WASHING YOUR HANDS -
SENIOR CITIZENS WASH - We'll sponge 'em up good, but we can't promise to get the smell out.
The ladies room -
NFL Owner Agrees to Change Team Name -
START OVER -
Young & Old -
MY FIRST WISH - is to see this plague of mankind, war, banished from the earth
Dead Poet's Society -
Cat Wisdom -
DISAPPOINTMENT - Because nothing ever works out the way you thought it would.
DOING TIME -
TUNNELING - In real life it can prove your courage. On the internet it proves you're a douche bag.
VELVET ELVIS - No longer just a crappy painting! Now a crappy Cabernet Sauvignon from the Napa Valley!
The Legend Lives On -
FOOD - Make sure you wash it before eating.
DISCIPLINE - Bad seed is a robbery of the worst kind: for your pocket-book not only suffers by it, but your preparations are lost
TRUE GENTELMEN... - They never looked at or grabbed LADY GA-GA's "butt" not once! Man, you'd think they were gay....
AUTOWASH - Now with clingfilm
Laundry Day -